Jake was named Honor Graduate and got some neat stuff.
March 22, 2008
Having a great time in Palm Springs
March 6, 2008
WILD AND CRAZY TIME IN B-TOWN!
March 5, 2008
Just Another Day in Paradise
We are having a wonderful time! The weather has been perfect and the company has been entertaining. Between sunning all day and partying all night, there is just not much time to keep this blog updated. We'll try to put more on later, but for now, we're off to the beach!
Molokini
On the way to Turtle Town

You have to do something while you're waiting to be seated for dinner.
March 2, 2008
Travel Day
It was a little nervewracking to wake up to three inches of snow on Friday morning, but we all managed to get off without a hitch.
Before we talk about that though, we have to go back to Thursday when Chris and Lana traveled to Chicago. We deviated from our original directions and made a stop at the outlet mall on our way to our motel. Now, without mapquest or a navigation system, Chris is charged with the task of getting us to the motel using "the map" (scary scary). Lana promised her that if she could get them there without going more than 5 miles out of the way, it would be written about on this blog for all to see. She did a great job (and WE ARE NOT going to mention Madison or Seattle). They arrived with no problems and settled in for the night. Atta girl Chris!
Chris and Lana got to the airport and boarded the plane to find an interesting (weird doesn't sound very nice) man already seated in the aisle seat of their row. Lana pushed her way in to the window seat and Chris plopped into the middle seat. A few minutes later the stewardess came around telling people that there were empty seats and you were free to relocate if you wanted. That man was gone before she could get all the words out of her mouth. Go figure. I still think we were happier to see him go than he was to move.
The other ladies began their day with an agent that didn't like her job at the Quad City International Airport. She didn't want to let MaryEllen sit in her seat and then wanted to charge her $50 because her suitcase was too heavy. Michele suggested to her that she run down and buy another suitcase to split up her load. The agent backed down when she realized who she was up against and let them through. Add another notch to Michele's belt!
We were greeted in Hawaii by sunshine and 80 degree temperatures. Life is good!
Our first real challenge of the trip came when we were loading the minivan. Trying to get five women and their luggage in was indeed challenging but we were successful. We didn't even have to leave the suitcase that contained only shoes behind. (We won't mention names here, but we do know this wasn't Lana's suitcase since she neglected to bring any shoes.)
Our first stop is the Safeway store to load up on necessities. There wasn't much room to spare with all the luggage, but we managed to get everything in although we knew Chris would never be able to get out until we unloaded. We were greeted at the Marriott by an eager bellhop who quickly summoned help when he saw our load. They very pleasantly unloaded our vehicle, got Chris out, and waited to accompany us to our condo. We got offers from many people who wanted to party with us when they saw five hot babes and their party supplies moving across the courtyard toward their building.
The first order of business was to unpack and head to the pool bar. Our vacation has begun!!!
Before we talk about that though, we have to go back to Thursday when Chris and Lana traveled to Chicago. We deviated from our original directions and made a stop at the outlet mall on our way to our motel. Now, without mapquest or a navigation system, Chris is charged with the task of getting us to the motel using "the map" (scary scary). Lana promised her that if she could get them there without going more than 5 miles out of the way, it would be written about on this blog for all to see. She did a great job (and WE ARE NOT going to mention Madison or Seattle). They arrived with no problems and settled in for the night. Atta girl Chris!
Chris and Lana got to the airport and boarded the plane to find an interesting (weird doesn't sound very nice) man already seated in the aisle seat of their row. Lana pushed her way in to the window seat and Chris plopped into the middle seat. A few minutes later the stewardess came around telling people that there were empty seats and you were free to relocate if you wanted. That man was gone before she could get all the words out of her mouth. Go figure. I still think we were happier to see him go than he was to move.
The other ladies began their day with an agent that didn't like her job at the Quad City International Airport. She didn't want to let MaryEllen sit in her seat and then wanted to charge her $50 because her suitcase was too heavy. Michele suggested to her that she run down and buy another suitcase to split up her load. The agent backed down when she realized who she was up against and let them through. Add another notch to Michele's belt!
We were greeted in Hawaii by sunshine and 80 degree temperatures. Life is good!
Our first real challenge of the trip came when we were loading the minivan. Trying to get five women and their luggage in was indeed challenging but we were successful. We didn't even have to leave the suitcase that contained only shoes behind. (We won't mention names here, but we do know this wasn't Lana's suitcase since she neglected to bring any shoes.)
Our first stop is the Safeway store to load up on necessities. There wasn't much room to spare with all the luggage, but we managed to get everything in although we knew Chris would never be able to get out until we unloaded. We were greeted at the Marriott by an eager bellhop who quickly summoned help when he saw our load. They very pleasantly unloaded our vehicle, got Chris out, and waited to accompany us to our condo. We got offers from many people who wanted to party with us when they saw five hot babes and their party supplies moving across the courtyard toward their building.
The first order of business was to unpack and head to the pool bar. Our vacation has begun!!!
February 27, 2008
The "OhGreenWood" Adventure Begins
We are about to embark on our next big adventure. On Friday Chris, Michele and Lana are headed off to sunny Hawaii for fun, sun, and ... more fun! While we are gone, the guys have promised to keep the home fires burning and take care of each other. (Wow!) Don't feel sorry for them. We have the feeling that the boys' adventure may be even more "eventful" than the girls.
During this time of separation, we have agreed to keep each other up-to-date on what is happening by making entries on this blog. Of course we all know the golden rule of travel that says "what happens on the road, stays on the road" so there may be a few things that are left out. However, the guys have also made it clear that "what happens in Bettendorf while the gals are away, stays in Bettendorf) so there will, no doubt, be some editing on their part also. It also should be known that Chris has made it clear to Dave and Kevin that she will hold them each personally responsible for any loss of shrubbery in their yard while we are gone.
As we get ready to go, here are a few things that we girls are pondering:
Kevin: How many "home improvement" projects will he start (and not quite finish) while Lana is gone? Will those pictures be hanging (and where will they be hanging?); will the bathroom sink be dangling from the wall when she gets home? How many nights will Kevin actually sleep in his bed and not on the couch in the family room where he fell asleep watching Law and Order at 9:00?
Jeff: Will Jeff go out and buy more underwear just so he doesn't have to learn to use the washing machine? How long will it take Chris to find the kitchen countertops when she gets home? And, what about poor Husker? Will he survive?
Dave: We all know that Dave knows when it's time to go home, but who will pay the bill when Michele is not there to do it after he leaves? (Jeff and Kevin, you might want to carry a little extra cash along with you.) And what about poor Ashley? Well, Dave has neatly solved that little problem by shipping her off to grandmas for the duration of the trip. (Too bad Ash and Husker aren't friends. That could have solved Jeff's problem too!)
These next few days should prove to be entertaining! I know I'll be anxious to hear from the boys. Hopefully we'll be entertaining also!
During this time of separation, we have agreed to keep each other up-to-date on what is happening by making entries on this blog. Of course we all know the golden rule of travel that says "what happens on the road, stays on the road" so there may be a few things that are left out. However, the guys have also made it clear that "what happens in Bettendorf while the gals are away, stays in Bettendorf) so there will, no doubt, be some editing on their part also. It also should be known that Chris has made it clear to Dave and Kevin that she will hold them each personally responsible for any loss of shrubbery in their yard while we are gone.
As we get ready to go, here are a few things that we girls are pondering:
Kevin: How many "home improvement" projects will he start (and not quite finish) while Lana is gone? Will those pictures be hanging (and where will they be hanging?); will the bathroom sink be dangling from the wall when she gets home? How many nights will Kevin actually sleep in his bed and not on the couch in the family room where he fell asleep watching Law and Order at 9:00?
Jeff: Will Jeff go out and buy more underwear just so he doesn't have to learn to use the washing machine? How long will it take Chris to find the kitchen countertops when she gets home? And, what about poor Husker? Will he survive?
Dave: We all know that Dave knows when it's time to go home, but who will pay the bill when Michele is not there to do it after he leaves? (Jeff and Kevin, you might want to carry a little extra cash along with you.) And what about poor Ashley? Well, Dave has neatly solved that little problem by shipping her off to grandmas for the duration of the trip. (Too bad Ash and Husker aren't friends. That could have solved Jeff's problem too!)
These next few days should prove to be entertaining! I know I'll be anxious to hear from the boys. Hopefully we'll be entertaining also!
October 9, 2007
Pioneer Women
Our campsite in TN was outstanding. it was very secluded and we were next to a babbling brook that was very therapeutic at night. The girls thought it might have contributed to their more frequent that usual potty runs at night. We watched the Bears / Packers game to the disappointment of half the troupe and delight of the other.


NEED HELP
One of the group (guess who, poll to follow) was massaging the blog by trying some of the options, and managed to screw it up so that we cannot get any comments from our public. If anyone knows how to "unfix" this situation, please email us at wood.jeff at gmail.com. Use the @ sign. I don't wanna get spammed
GatlinburgTN
October 8, 2007
Bits and Pieces
These are some things we have learned along the way.
Proverbs 25:24.
Better to live on the corner of a roof than in a house shared with a nagging wife.
One of the biggest mistakes Chris and Lana made on this trip was sharing a Bible verse that their Bible study group had discussed. Jeff and Kevin continue to quote it as often as they can! They are given no legitimate reason to constantly do this, but really enjoy it.
We know of no definition of "parrot" other than the colorful, tropical bird. However, we were driving by an ultra large RV:
Jeff: "They have 3 parrots."
Chris: "What's a parrot?"
Jeff: "Well, it's a bird."
Chris: "Oh, I thought it was a trailer term."
Everyone laughs hysterically. She's so cute.
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Jeff is now the proud owner of a flashy new pen. He admired it while he was signing the check when we were getting ready to go. He hunted down the waitress in hopes of acquiring it. He was able to purchase it for $10. Buyer and seller were both happy. Jeff has a nice souvenir if Kevin doesn't manage to get it away from him.
Proverbs 25:24.
Better to live on the corner of a roof than in a house shared with a nagging wife.
One of the biggest mistakes Chris and Lana made on this trip was sharing a Bible verse that their Bible study group had discussed. Jeff and Kevin continue to quote it as often as they can! They are given no legitimate reason to constantly do this, but really enjoy it.
We know of no definition of "parrot" other than the colorful, tropical bird. However, we were driving by an ultra large RV:
Jeff: "They have 3 parrots."
Chris: "What's a parrot?"
Jeff: "Well, it's a bird."
Chris: "Oh, I thought it was a trailer term."
Everyone laughs hysterically. She's so cute.
.
Jeff is now the proud owner of a flashy new pen. He admired it while he was signing the check when we were getting ready to go. He hunted down the waitress in hopes of acquiring it. He was able to purchase it for $10. Buyer and seller were both happy. Jeff has a nice souvenir if Kevin doesn't manage to get it away from him.
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